About Sanjula. She's 12 years older than me. We don't really talk, and probably never will. She has a snotty boyfriend. If I was going to live long enough, I would try to think of a way to get back at Sanjula for being such a... I don't want to hurt God's ears. When we still lived in India, She once stuck a dead cockroach up my nose when I was asleep. That's kind of the way I describe Sanjula. She's like that about a lot of things. She'd stick a cockroach up your nose if you bothered her enough.